I got to meet Frankie Boyle at his book signing tonight. According to what he wrote in my book, my name's 'bonny'. Squee~. I just need to see Lady Gaga and at least 2.5 of ABBA in the flesh, then I can die happy.

And the annoying retard behind us said that it's good Frankie Boyle is doing book signings, because he's old and might die soon.

People are funny.